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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER 1: Why Would You Want to Hang Out with Dead People?

CHAPTER 2: Does This Mean You'll See Me Naked?

CHAPTER 3: Moving the Body

CHAPTER 4: The Morbidly Obese

CHAPTER 5: Maggots, Wax, and the Most Important Job

CHAPTER 6: I Wonder Why You Called Us?

CHAPTER 7: She Is Survived By...

CHAPTER 8: But I Have To Sit Up Front, I Was the Favorite Cousin

CHAPTER 9: The Many Faces of Death and Those We Leave Behind

CHAPTER 10: That's A Nice Casket You Have There

CHAPTER 11: Let's Keep Dad On The Dresser

CHAPTER 12: We'll Pay You When We Sell Mom's House

CHAPTER 13: I Just Switched The Heads (And Other Sketchy Practices)

CHAPTER 14: The Carpetbagger Conglomerate

CHAPTER 15: Six Feet Under - How Real Is It?

AFTERWARD: "You Sound Just Like Him," by Michael Webster